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Welcome to 9 UK - the site that lists the Top 9 stuff. Whether that's assholes or pop chicks - we aim to list the top 9 of them.

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The Lists Deaths in 2007 It may not be the most cheerful list but it's topical. Father Christmas' Reindeer Spare a thought for those who have to work this time of year - yes, we're talking about reindeer. And for the sake of a carrot it seems almost slave labour to us. Most Annoying Christmas Songs What is it about this time of year that brings out the worst in the charts? Predicted Top Selling Christmas Toys What toys will Father Christmas be bored of delivering this year? Singles Sales OK so the charts may not mean much any more but they are still fun. Useless Facts All the facts you needed to know but never realised! Worst Film Quotes Sometimes even the best films have cringe worthy lines. Real Place Names Sometimes the truth really is stranger than fiction.

Stuff In The News Well, at leat they have a sense of humour! Streaker wins by a beer belly! Exactly who files for divorce in this case? You have to be either really stupid or really unlucky to accidentally stab yourself - this guy is the first! You have to applaud this boys' ingenuity even if he is somewhat stupid! It makes a change from Turkey! Only at Christmas!