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Welcome to 9 UK - the site that lists the Top 9 stuff. Whether that's assholes or pop chicks - we aim to list the top 9 of them.

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The Lists Stupid Laws Given that most politicians are corrupt and not the brightest of sparks, it's no surprise that they have dumped some really stupid laws on us over the years. Many of these laws have been removed but every country still has some retard-inspired legislation in place. We take a look at the nine most stupid laws. Useless Facts All the facts you needed to know but never realised! Worst Film Quotes Sometimes even the best films have cringe worthy lines. Real Place Names Sometimes the truth really is stranger than fiction.

Stuff In The News Just sometimes, Robbie Williams can be really cool. Robbie reckons that cannabis is lovely. Lady Gaga must have pissed her fortune away on those crazy hats - she's chasing the mighty dollar.