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Assholes
1. Russell
Crowe
Is Russell Crowe the biggest prick on the entire planet? We
reckon so. He's a retarded moron who can't handle his temper
when he's had more than half a beer. Give us a
break.
2. Jamiroquai
(Jay Kay)
Another whiny ass-monkey who thinks he can take on the world
just 'cos he's sniffed a glass of wine. Oh, and those four
bodyguards kinda help too. This
website says it
all: "Jamiroquai bloke was going up and down the road asking
some paparazzi blokes which one had the temerity to lay a
finger upon his Lamborghini. He ended up talking to one
bloke and went face to face with him saying "Did you touch
my motor caaaaaaaar? Did you touch my motor
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar?" at which point the photographer just
headbutted him as hard as he could. Seeing Jamiroquai bleed
was one of the happiest days of my life". We couldn't agree
more.
3. Madonna
Did you see this hag singing at Live 8? Was she there to
help the starving? Was she bollocks. Trying to keep her
pig-ugly face in the spotlight is more accurate. And, just
when she couldn't piss us off any more, she tries saying
'fuck' to the crowd 'cos it's such a naughty thing to do.
What a rocker!
4. Daniel
Malmedahl
This fuckhead created the annoying 'Crazy Frog' shit. If you
pass this guy in the street, don't forget to punch him for
us.
5. Harry
Hill
Without doubt, Harry Hill is the most unfunny man in the
world. And he's a comedian by trade. Do you think he's
funny? If so, you seriously need to get out more.
6. Paris
Hilton
Skanky bitch twat. 'Nuff said.
7. Robbie
Savage
Greasy-haired, dirty fouling, vicious arsehole footballer.
And, if that ain't bad enough, he's Welsh.
8. Vanessa
Feltz
One of the UK's most hideous creatures both in terms of
personality and general all-round ugliness.
9. Google
These fuckheads turned what was once the best search engine
ever created into the piece of spammy shit it is today. For
fuck's sake, people - use a decent search engine such as
Yahoo
or MSN.
Let Google die the death it so richly deserves.
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