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People Who Were Expelled From
School
1. Tori
Amos
Not-very-pretty singer/songwriter. Was expelled for refusing
to read sheet music.
2. Humphrey
Bogart
Expelled for 'irreverence' and 'uncontrollable high
spirits'.
3. Jackie
Collins
I know she's probably airbrushed to hell but, even so,
considering her age Jackie Collins looks incredibly
humpable. Anyway, Jackie was expelled for smoking, truancy,
selling naughty limericks and waving at the local flasher.
Cool!
4. Roger
Daltrey
Freaky looking member of The Who. By the way, this website
really sucks.
5. Benito
Mussolini
Fascist buddy of Hitler who kept sticking out his chin and
generally looking like a div. Got expelled for chucking an
inkpot at a teacher who'd hit him with a ruler. Having not
learned his lesson he went on to stab a pupil in the arse
with a knife! Ol' Mussolini was expelled so he went on to
invade countries and, we'd like to wager, get revenge on the
teacher!
6. Richard
Pryor
Expelled from a catholic grammar school when the nuns found
out his granny ran a chain of brothels. Later also got
expelled from another school for smacking his science
teather.
7. Salvador
Dali
Expelled when he refused to allow his professors to critique
his paintings. What a big head.
8. Leon
Trotsky
Expelled from school for inciting his classmates to howl at
the teacher.
9. John
Barrymore
Expelled for entering a bordello.
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