|
Not As Good As It Used To
Be
1. Easter
Eggs
Why'd they stop putting the sweets inside the egg?
Now it's just plain boring.
2. Wagon
Wheels
They still taste the same but the fuckers that make them
have shrunk them so much over the years that they're like a
goddam biscuit now.
3. Computer
Games
Sure, the graphics and sound are better these days but
where's the fun gone? Bring back Manic Miner.
4. EastEnders
From exciting, gritty drama to shitty, laughable crap in
just a few short years.
5. Christmas
It's just exciting any more. And the shops start selling
Christmas shit in July. Bah!
6. Oasis
What the feck happened to these guys? Best band on the
planet one day and utter shite the next. Give up and go home
lads - you've clearly done your stuff and have nothing left
that's worth listening to.
7. The
Simpsons
Hate the fact that The Simpsons needs to be on this list.
It's just not funny any more.
8. Grand
Prix
Where's the fun gone? There's no excitement, no overtaking -
nada.
9. Google
These fuckheads turned what was once the best search engine
ever created into the piece of spammy shit it is today. For
fuck's sake, people - use a decent search engine such as
Yahoo
or MSN.
Let Google die the death it so richly deserves.
|
