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Supposed To Be Funny But
Isn't
1. Harry
Hill
Without doubt, Harry Hill is the most unfunny man in the
world. And he's a comedian by trade. Do you think he's
funny? If so, you seriously need to get out more.
2. Lee
Evans
The only funny thing about this flacid arse is his
face.
3. Clowns
Clowns are NOT funny. They are fucking scary. The stuff of
nightmares. This
place agrees with
us.
4. Victoria
Wood
Fat, boring bint who once won 'New Faces' and definitely
needs one.
5. David
Letterman
Okay, we admit it - once upon a time (back in 1712 or
something) we used to think David Letterman was okay. His
show was funny. Occasionally. But, fecking hell, has
anything changed about him or his show? It's stale. Boring.
Done. And get rid of that annoying, bald prick who plays the
keyboards - y'know, the one that looks like
Beavis?
6. Policitians'
Jokes
Policitians are never very cool but when they try to crack a
funny and be down with the kids they just come off looking
sad. The only funny policitian is George W Bush - and he
doesn't even mean to be funny. "Rarely is the question
asked: Is our children learning?" as he once pondered.
Quite.
7. Jo
Brand
Not heard of Jo Brand? Well done. We applaud you. Don't,
whatever you do, check out our link. Never before, or since,
have we seen anything quite so goddam ugly. Oh, and she
ain't funny either. Her one 'joke' is that she's fat.
Hilarious.
8. Joke
Shop Pranks
Stink bombs. Fart cushions. They all suck. And any fucker
who gets us with one of these
is going to need a bag for their teeth.
9. This
Website
We know we suck.
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