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People Think They're Hot But We
Say They're Not
1. Julia
Roberts
Ugly horse-faced monster. Quite how anyone can say
she's hot is beyond us.
2. Paris
Hilton
Skanky bitch twat. 'Nuff said.
3. Pamela
Anderson
Wasn't too bad looking back in the day but now looks
simply hideous.
4. Madonna
Did you see this hag singing at Live 8? Was she there to
help the starving? Was she bollocks. Trying to keep her
pig-ugly face in the spotlight is more accurate. And, just
when she couldn't piss us off any more, she tries saying
'fuck' to the crowd 'cos it's such a naughty thing to do.
What a rocker!
5. Sarah
Jessica Parker
Quite simply one of the ugliest women you'll ever
see.
6. Halle
Berry
Weird looking girl with a totally shite website.
7. Tina
Turner
Wrinkled hag who has never looked anything better than vile.
And her music sucks.
8. Ulrika
Johnson
Rough as fuck and a complete moron. And those are her
good qualities.
9. Tara
Palmer Tomkinson
Has been called 'posh totty'. Yeah, if by 'totty' you mean
ugly then we agree.
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