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Tattooed Celebs
1. David
Beckham
Footballer who also goes by the name of Complete Twat. As
well as being a used-to-be-good-but-now-is-utter-shit
footballer, ol' Becksy has a large crucified figure in the
centre of his back. Above and below are the names of his
sons, Romeo and Brooklyn. Among his other tattoos are his
wife's name misspelled (bwawawa!) in Hindi and the Roman
numeral VII, representing his number when he played for
Manchester United - before they saw sense and fucked him
off. Quite possibly the most retarded dumbfuck ever to
live.
2. Nicolas
Cage
On his back is a monitor lizard wearing a top hat. Yeah...
we know.
3. Eminem
The singer/rapper has several tattoos including one on his
wrist that says 'Slit Here', three in honour of his daughter
(how sweet) and an open grave with the words 'Rot in Pieces'
dedicated to his ex-wife (not so sweet).
4. Winston
Churchill
Had an anchour on his arm. Just like Popeye. His mother
(Churchill's - not Popeye's) had a snake on her right
wrist.
5. Janet
Jackson
Talentless tart. Just below her bikini line she has what
appears to be Mickey Mouse and minnie Mouse having sex. How
clever, Janet. You really rock.
6. Peter
Jackson
When the actors in The Lord Of The Rings were tattooed with
an Elfish design for 'The 9' to represent the Fellowship of
the Ring, director Jackson was tattooed with an Elfish
'10'.
7. John
Mellencamp
The singer has Jesus on his right arm and Woody Woodpecker
on his left.
8. Charlie
Sheen
Among his dozen tattoos are an open zipper with an eyeball
peering out and, on his chest, a note that says 'Back in 15
minutes'.
9. Mike
Tyson
Besides the obvious Maori-style tattoo on his face, Tyson
has pictures of Mao Tse tung on his right arm, tennis player
Arthur Ashe on his left arm, Che Guevara on his stomach and
his second wife, Dr Monica Turner, on his left
forearm.
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