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Greatest One Liners

1. "Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it" - Brian Potter (Peter Kay) in Phoenix Nights.
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2. "So, what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?" - Mrs Merton (Caroline Aherne) asks Debbie McGee.

3. "If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton... I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett, Sessions..." - David Brent (Ricky Gervais) in The Office.
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4. "I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... more drink?" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan).
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5. "He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition." - Edmund Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson) in Blackadder.
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6. "If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney after Dave," - Trigger (Roger Lloyd-Pack).
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7. "One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard" - Patsy (Joanna Lumley).
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8. "Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you." - Basil Fawlty (John Cleese)
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9. "I'm going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I'm on the ring road." Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan).
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