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1.
Sarah
Jessica
Parker
Seen by many as a great dresser - personally I
think she looks like a horse faced freak who is
trying too hard!
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2.
Jordan
Definitely improving since she became Mrs Andre but
still not going to ever be considered
classy.
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3.
Kevin
Federline
Mr Spears is down with the kids, or so he'd have us
believe, but with all his wife's money you'd think
he'd at least own more than a tracksuit, cap and
decidedly dodgy looking bling.
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4.
Mariah
Carey
OK, she has an amazing set of lungs on her but do
we need to see them every five minutes? I think she
misunderstood the saying less is more.
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5.
Julia
Roberts
She must be loaded so how come she always seem to
look like a bag of washing, with clothes that are
just thrown together. We all have our of days but
she's been having them for years and that arm pit
hair at Notting Hill premier - don't get me
started!
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6.
Jodie
Marsh
Chaps, bra made of sweets, T-shirt with marks for
her lovers on - I don't think dressing gets any
trashier-works on the publicity front though
because I don't know what she actually
does.
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7. Lea
- Big Brother 7
Burst onto the scene in this years Big Brother with
her 30MM chest, the largest in Britain, which she
could never keep under control. She's apparently
35, says she 33, but dresses as though she's 17 and
looks like she's 50.
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8.
Kelly
Osbourne
To be fair she does come from a distinctive family
and has just followed their example. Hopefully
she's young enough to grow out of it!
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9.
David
Beckham
The only man in the world who could wear a skirt
and be called a style icon and not a twat! Too many
tattoos and trying too hard to look
effortless.
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