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1.
Grace
Adams-Short
Famous
for being a bitch.
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2.
Paris
Hilton
Famous for being rich by birth, falling out with
her best friend, flashing lots of flesh, making an
'adult' movie and being dumb and disrespectful in
equal measure. Oh yeah...now she thinks she can
sing - she can't!
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3.
Kerry
Katona
Ex Atomic Kitten member who admits she can't sing
(singer wasn't a good career choice then), loves
Iceland and in constantly in the papers for
drinking, smoking, doing coke, slagging off her
soon to be ex husband....oh, and winning celebrity
mum of the year - what the fuck was everyone else
doing?
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4.
Jade Goody
Most successful Big Brother housemate ever. Famous
for being a bit thick and having a cheating
boyfriend.
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5.
Jordan
Originally famous for getting her enormous boobs
out. Now famous for her dodgy dress sense, over the
top wedding and never shutting up about family
life.
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6.
Linda Barker
Interior designer from Changing Rooms
who went on to do the most annoying furniture
adverts ever. The most patronising woman in the
history of the world.
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7.
Sienna
Miller
Girlfriend
of Jude Law - despite him cheating on her with the
nanny, clothes horse and apparently an actress
though no-one knows any of her films. Famous
for......standing by her man - twat!
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8.
Anthea
Turner
TV presenter and alleged home wrecker whose career
highlight was Flakegate when she sold out big style
at her wedding.
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9.
Sophie
Anderton
Manic depressive model who's done nothing much
apart from act mad, cry and slag it
about.
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