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Worst Songs Ever

1. Rudebox - Robbie Williams.
Robbie's gone all 'experimental' on us. For experimental read crap! Has also infuriated disability groups with the line "Dance like you've just won the special Olympics". Williams himself describes it as "about as welcome as a ginger stepchild".

2. The Birdie Song - The Tweets.
Voted most annoying song in a poll commissioned by Dotmusic in 2000. A classic for any embarrassing dads to dance at parties as the moves are already choreographed. Especially irritating as it's way too catchy.

3. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner.
John Lennon must have been rolling in his grave as Mr. Star Trek took on this Beatles classic. Still, it's always good for a laugh.

4. Hung Up - Madonna.
The self proclaimed queen of pop (no-one else was going to say it), gyrates about in a leotard, embarrassing her kids and generally looking a twat in the video - the song is rubbish and the only thing that makes it semi listenable is the fact that it ripped off an Abba beat.

5. Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce.
Someone must have liked it as it kept Ultravox from the top spot in the Uk charts, but suspiciously noone will admit to buying it. Absolutely awful tune voted 13th worst UK number one hit of all time and was lucky not to be higher.

6. I Am The Walrus- The Beatles.
Possibly the most bizarre lyrics ever to come from the Beatles - and that's saying a lot. "Semolina pilchards, climbing up the eiffel tower. Koo koo ka chu, koo koo ka chu", needs we say more?

7. The Cheeky Song - The Cheeky Girls.
Transylvanian twins kicked out of a talent contest for being crap release a single and it gets to number two. With such genius lyrics as "touch my bum, this is life" how could it not? It was voted the worst pop record of all time in a 2004 poll by Channel 4.

8. It's Chico Time - Chico.
A song that proves having kids dancing with you on live TV, a crap song and a bit of personality can get you a number one. Still, I doubt there'll be many more hits where that one came from.

9. Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby.
A tall, fat humanoid, pink with yellow spots, a permanent toothy grin and jiggling eyeballs. Popular in the 1990s for appearing on Noel Edmonds' House Party. Had a number one with this drivel in 1993, proving that people really do lose all sense at Christmas.





Home Page The Lists What We Do Stuff In The News Contact Us Bookmark This Site Site Directory Link To Us	Worst Songs Ever 1. Rudebox - Robbie Williams. Robbie's gone all 'experimental' on us. For experimental read crap! Has also infuriated disability groups with the line "Dance like you've just won the special Olympics". Williams himself describes it as "about as welcome as a ginger stepchild". 2. The Birdie Song - The Tweets. Voted most annoying song in a poll commissioned by Dotmusic in 2000. A classic for any embarrassing dads to dance at parties as the moves are already choreographed. Especially irritating as it's way too catchy. 3. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner. John Lennon must have been rolling in his grave as Mr. Star Trek took on this Beatles classic. Still, it's always good for a laugh. 4. Hung Up - Madonna. The self proclaimed queen of pop (no-one else was going to say it), gyrates about in a leotard, embarrassing her kids and generally looking a twat in the video - the song is rubbish and the only thing that makes it semi listenable is the fact that it ripped off an Abba beat. 5. Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce. Someone must have liked it as it kept Ultravox from the top spot in the Uk charts, but suspiciously noone will admit to buying it. Absolutely awful tune voted 13th worst UK number one hit of all time and was lucky not to be higher. 6. I Am The Walrus- The Beatles. Possibly the most bizarre lyrics ever to come from the Beatles - and that's saying a lot. "Semolina pilchards, climbing up the eiffel tower. Koo koo ka chu, koo koo ka chu", needs we say more? 7. The Cheeky Song - The Cheeky Girls. Transylvanian twins kicked out of a talent contest for being crap release a single and it gets to number two. With such genius lyrics as "touch my bum, this is life" how could it not? It was voted the worst pop record of all time in a 2004 poll by Channel 4. 8. It's Chico Time - Chico. A song that proves having kids dancing with you on live TV, a crap song and a bit of personality can get you a number one. Still, I doubt there'll be many more hits where that one came from. 9. Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby. A tall, fat humanoid, pink with yellow spots, a permanent toothy grin and jiggling eyeballs. Popular in the 1990s for appearing on Noel Edmonds' House Party. Had a number one with this drivel in 1993, proving that people really do lose all sense at Christmas.