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Best Headlines Ever

1. "Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious"

After Inverness Caley beat Celtic 3-1 in a scottish cup match the press are particularly harsh.

2. "Stolen Painting found by Tree"

Awesome imagery. Who'd have thought that trees could be so observant?

3. "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"

That's going to be some weird offspring, and one squashed vet.

4. "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space"

When you gotta go.....

5. "Pasta Post"

The ingenious headline when Massimo Macaroni missed his first penalty in English football.

6. "German sub sinks Potters"

After Thomas Hauser came on as substitute for Sunderland and scored the winner against Stoke City (The Potters) the journalists were clever, if not politically correct.

7. "Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"

Perhaps one of the few recorded premonitions in the form of a headline!

8. "Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?"

Serious astronomy question but you know it's just the start of a lot of jokes in pubs?

9. "Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

Unfortunately the doctors concerned are neither 7feet tall nor have 7 feet - they are in fact 7 American chiropractors. How disappointing!





Home Page The Lists What We Do Stuff In The News Contact Us Bookmark This Site Site Directory Link To Us	Best Headlines Ever 1. "Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious" After Inverness Caley beat Celtic 3-1 in a scottish cup match the press are particularly harsh. 2. "Stolen Painting found by Tree" Awesome imagery. Who'd have thought that trees could be so observant? 3. "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over" That's going to be some weird offspring, and one squashed vet. 4. "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space" When you gotta go..... 5. "Pasta Post" The ingenious headline when Massimo Macaroni missed his first penalty in English football. 6. "German sub sinks Potters" After Thomas Hauser came on as substitute for Sunderland and scored the winner against Stoke City (The Potters) the journalists were clever, if not politically correct. 7. "Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead" Perhaps one of the few recorded premonitions in the form of a headline! 8. "Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?" Serious astronomy question but you know it's just the start of a lot of jokes in pubs? 9. "Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors" Unfortunately the doctors concerned are neither 7feet tall nor have 7 feet - they are in fact 7 American chiropractors. How disappointing!